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KEV

HERE IS KEV , TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT HIS MUG ON THE SCREEN; AS IN REAL LIFE YOU CAN NEVER ACTUALLY SEE ALL OF HIS FACE AT ONCE!

KEV DRINKS CRATES OF LAGER

SUPPORTS MANCHESTER CITY FOOTBALL CLUB

AND LISTENS TO KONG

HE CAN ALSO MANAGE TO TAKE ALL YOUR EQUIPMENT OFF THE STAGE ON HIS OWN IN LESS 60 SECONDS , WE HONESTLY DONT MIND THAT EVERYTHING IS STILL PLUGGED IN OR SOMETIMES STILL BEING USED . HE SEEMS TO JUST TANGLE IT ALL UP CLUMP IT TOGETHER THEN DRAG 3 AMPS AND A HUGE DRUM KIT OFF IN ONE GO.

THE PICTURE HERE WAS TAKEN AFTER I HAD DYED HIS EYEBROWS BLUE ,

HE DID NOT BELIEVE THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT AND SO JUST SAT REALLY CALM AND STILL!

IF YOU EVER SEE KEV AT A KONG SHOW GO SAY HELLO, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!

KREM'S MESSAGE FROM HOSPITAL!

OUR DEAREST DRUM BOY ,KREMMER 900, AWOKE TO DISCOVER A MINI VERSION OF HIMSELF ATTEMPTING TO GROW OUT OF HIS VERY OWN BLOODY SNOOKER ARM!! GET T THOSSY LAD! HE HAS BEEN STUCK IN HIS BED MADE OF PENCILS ON WARD 3D FOR DAYS , DUE TO HIS REGULAR ANGUISH CRY'S , THAT ARE REWARDED WITH MORPH!

HERE ARE SOME PICS HE SENT ME FROM HIS BED AND BELOW IS A FB POST

Yes . .. ...... I was starting to think I was starring as a mental case in a remake of one

flew over the cuckoos nest. Seriously , every time I asked to see a doctor to give me some information about my situation in here . Manchester Royal infirmary. I was told one would see me soon . Then all I get is some more drugs , zone out for a while and forget what the fuck I'm doing here ..
Finally started to kick up a proper stink .. Some big doctor appeared as if by magic , took a look at my arm and in an instant burst the fuck out of my horrible bulge , I never seen so much puss

and blood
Fuckin sore it was , but what a relief . Think I should be out of here by Friday ... Kong rehearsal

Saturday then in the city gig Sunday ,,
I hope
Don't want to stay here anymore , been sitting on my arse for far too lon
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WHAT'S LULU BEEN UP TO?

THANKS FOR THESE IMAGES THAT WERE POSTED TO US VIA TWITTER OF POSSIBLE LULU SIGHTINGS!

Official Euro Store

http://www.bandstores.co.uk/shop/kong/products.php?cat=1093

SNAKE MAGNET DELUX CD AND LIMITED EDITION T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE HERE

ABOUT TO DROP

I LIKE THE WAY THEY SMELL

GIRLS AND THEIR CAKE

REGULARS WILL NOTICE THAT THIS IS NOT THE FIRST KONG CAKE TO APPEAR ON THE BLOG.

THIS IS BECAUSE WE GET A TONNE OF GIRLS COMING TO OUR SHOWS AND THEY LOVE US ENOUGH TO BAKE US CAKES!!!

SOME EVEN PHOTOGRAPH THEM AND SEND YOU A PREVIEW!

MMMMN WE LOVE WOMEN AND CAKE!

JOE BALLS

THIS HERE IS JOE BALLS AKA "BALLS" AKA JOEY G OF WIGAN LADS CLUB FAME.

HE DOES HIS BEST TO KEEP US IN LINE WHEN WE PLAY LIVE BUT WE PRETTY MUCH JUST MAKE HIS LIFE AS HARD AS A STIFF ONE IN JAIL .

IF YOU EVER SEE THIS GUY AROUND AND DONT WANT TO LOSE YOUR NATURAL ACCENT PLUG UP AND RUN , HE IS MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HERION!

GROUNDHOG DAY AKA ALBUM REVIEWS

http://drownedinsound.com/releases/14529/reviews/4137443

http://www.nme.com/reviews/10642

http://www.rocksound.tv/reviews/article/kong-snake-magnet

http://www.metal-invader.com/db/reviews-5745.html

http://www.kevchino.com/review/kong/snake-magnet/1812

http://www.loudandquiet.com/articles/4/645/kong

http://rocketfalls.wordpress.com/2009/07/14/kong-snake-magnet/

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/home.nsf/albumreview/kong-snake-magnetx26x05x09

http://www.pinpointmusic.com/kong-snake-magnet-music-reviews/

http://www.thisisfakediy.co.uk/articles/albums/kong-snake-magnet

http://www.diskant.net/blog/2009/06/30/kong-snake-magnet-cddvd-brew-recordswhite-drugs/

http://www.musicomh.com/albums/kong_0709.htm

http://www.alterthepress.com/2009/07/album-review-kong-snake-magnet.html

http://www.dieshellsuit.co.uk/article_detail.asp?rID=3707

http://www.clickmusic.co.uk/articles/11597/Kong---Snake-Magnet.html

http://www.godisinthetvzine.co.uk/content/content_detail.php?id=3576&type=content

http://beardedmagazine.co.uk/wp/?p=984

http://www.theskinny.co.uk/article/46079-kong-snake-magnet

http://www.getfrank.co.nz/album-review-kong-snake-magnet/

http://www.citylife.co.uk/music/release/5995

http://www.roomthirteen.com/cgi-bin/cd_view.cgi?CDID=10011

http://www.subba-culture.com/article_album.php?id=9858

http://theonlythingiknowforsure.wordpress.com/2009/06/29/album-review-kong/http://www.deafleftear.com/album-reviews/kong-snake-magnet/

http://www.puregrainaudio.com/reviews/kong

http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/music/buzz/8801

........

BREW

THESE HERE ARE THE FREAKS THAT RELEASED SNAKE MAGNET IN THE UK

WE LOVE THEM ....HARD!

SNAKE MAGNET OUT NOW!

RECORD OUT JUST ONE DAY AND WERE IN THE HMV CHARTS! 

BROKEN HANDS / TOUR SHIRT

OUR LULU HAS BROKEN HIS HAND IN 3 PLACES WHILST MOON LIGHTING AT THE HOTEL CHEVALIER IN PARIS .....LETS HOPE THIS TOUR SHIRT WILL CHEER HIM UP .

AVAILABLE ON TOUR IN JULY   

WE AINT GOT NO SHAME

MICHAEL JACKSON 1959-2009

                      R.I.P

 

YEP

SUE US LEGO

TALKIN SHIT 2

http://www.dieshellsuit.co.uk/article_detail.asp?rID=3763

- Are magpie and lulu afraid of permanently shredding their vocal cords? MORE BOTHERED ABOUT MY EAR DRUMS! BOTH OF MINE ARE PERFORATED ...THEY STING LIKE FUCK WITH HIGH FREQUENCIES AND THATS ALL I PLAY ....I GOT THE INDUSTRIAL DEFENDERS ON THOUGH AND THERE DOUBLE PACKED. - How much does your home town influence their music? ME AND LULU GREW UP ABOUT 200 FT AWAY FROM A MENTAL HOSPITAL ...IN OUR HOME TOWN CHASING AND TEASING THE NUTTERS WAS A POPULAR ACTIVITY.... THATS 100% THE TRUTH TOO. - What inspired you to make such a glorious noise and not, for example, ambient electro-folk involving hand-claps and songs about farming? WE HAD GUITARS AND A LOAD OF MASSIVE AMPS WHAT ELSE WERE WE GUNNA DO? BUT THEN AGAIN LEAVE US WITH ANYTHING FOR  5 MINUTES AND WERE ALL MAKING A RACKET . GIVE US A BOWL OF FRUIT AND WE'LL BUST OUT AN  UM- BONGO TUNE EASY   - What can an audience expect at your live shows? 3 PUFFS ON FIRE - Where would you most like to play? WRESTLING RING ON FIRE - Does making the music come easily or is it like pulling Brontosaurus teeth? WE SPEW OUT MUSIC ALL THE TIME, AND WE GET TO RECORD EVERYTHING...WERE JUST PICKY WITH HOW WE PRESENT IT AND WHAT WE WANT PEOPLE TO HEAR ...SNAKE MAGNET IS ENOUGH FOR NOW.... IT TAKES ABOUT 2 YEARS TO GET INTO IT  if you weren't making music, what would you be doing? PROBABLY MAKING HOLLYWOOD FILMS OR A PRO WRESTLER'S MANAGER

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Kong - Snake Magnet (trailer) from Roach Productions on Vimeo.

T - MINUS 1 MONTH

CD/DVD  (DELUX)

AVAILABLE 13 JULY 2009

TALKIN SHIT

Kong Interview If music is the food of love, what does Kong taste like? Like a big fat man sausage that's half way down your neck ....chuck a couple of warts on the end of it too. What's with your visual image? Masks could imply deep-seated fears, and an unwillingness to reveal one's true self. Is there something dark and sinister in your collective backgrounds; are masks a way of removing yourselves from association with previously musical ventures, or simply reflective of that fact that dressing up is fun? That little bit of plastic is like a giant shield...you know like.. I would probably square up to Ric Flair in that mask...it's weird you feel almost invisible. As a kid I was terrified of those huge promotional bears and Disney type costumes at fairs and sh*t as I could not see what was in them but knew even then that they weren't real huge purple dinosaurs or whatever. I was more frightened of the weirdo inside it! How do you feel your live persona's and sound translate to the recorded medium? Are you better live or on 'record'? Well our L.P was recorded live so it kinda works well both ways but to be honest I've never seen a Kong show and the record wrecks my head in ...  How do you feel about the apparently incessant need for the world to compare music and other art forms to previous works in the genre? For example, "Kong sound like Shellac and Fudge Tunnel" is a lazy and essentially pointless association, but one which gives comfort to some. Discuss? Well to be honest I don't think its possible to describe music clearly with words ...and pictures can't capture sound but you know, here I am writing about our band. I think comparisons are used to reel in fans of other things. It isn't a bad thing, yes it is lazy, but there was a time in all our, music loving, lives that we have bought something on the back of a comparison or recommendation. What's the worst thing anyone could ever claim about Kong? A. That we are that coffin dodging excuse of a band from Amsterdam ,also named Kong. (we actually told them to f*cking retire and stop staining our path with their incessant trail of sh*t!) I'm not bitter about it....ugly flat faced twats! B. That we are a side project ...were not even close... Were more of a sideboard project. How involved are you with the recording process on your material? Does creativity continue to flow during recording and mixing, or is it simply an exercise in sonic 'capture and manipulation' of previous creative outputs? Were very involved. The L.P was recorded at least 3 times, with three different engineers, before we were happy with it and yeah there is no f*cking around with overdubs or any of that sh*t I think dubs are great for somethings but for Kong it would just be a fatal lie..like when you see a girl with huge busters and you get her home whip off the cone case to reveal fried eggs, I mean that is false advertising in its most carnal form! I don't want to release a wonder bra album, I want people to hear the same thing live and on the record and vice versa....

KONG KERRANG

BZZ

CHECK THIS ARTIST OUT "NIAGARA"  HER WORK IS AT THE RICHARD GOODALL GALLERY IN MANCHESTER...IF YOUR RICH PLEASE BUY ME ONE........ 

GERMAN TRANSLATION

This is probably as sound recording some cause confusion, because in these KONG are not the Dutch-quadrophonic geniuses who over the entire nineties caused a furore and anno 2009 renewed the new album "What It Seems Is What You Get" on the market pose, but a relatively new trio from Manchester, which is stylistically far removed from the namesakes, but also still quite unconventional sounds produced.

ANON PHOTO

THIS IS A GREAT SHOT BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO DID IT ?! IF IT WAS YOU OR YOU KNOW WHO...YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO .. DO BEE DE DO ..

FESTIVAL

WEVE JUST BEEN ADDED TO THIS FESTIVAL LINE UP!

CHECK IT OUT http://offsetfestival.co.uk/ 

AND MAKE SURE YOU ROCK THE EXECUTIVE!

CHAMELEON

... SO WERE PLAYING THIS CRAZY VENUE ON OUR JULY TOUR ...WE PLAYED HERE ONCE BEFORE AND LOVED THE L.S.D. BATTERED OWNER SO MUCH WE JUST HAD TO GO BACK ....HE'S A SCARY GUY BUT I GUESS EVERYTHING LOOKS CRAZY AND SCARY TO HIM IN HIS PERMA TRIP LIFE .....

THE POSTER ROCKS TOO!        

GREAT JOB!

CAKE

PROMOTERS THESE DAYS DON'T BOTHER SWEET TALKING YOUR FEE DOWN ...THEY BAKE YOU PERSONALIZED CHOCOLATE CAKES! AND DO ONE......

SPIN EARTH

LIVE STUFF HERE AT SPIN EARTH...

http://www.spinearth.tv/report/kong-we-heart-northern-perversion

ROB WHITELEY

ROB WHITELEY RECORDED SNAKE MAGNET 

HE DID IT IN THE WORKS STUDIO, BREDBURY,MANCHESTER.

IT TOOK TWO DAYS.

I DIDN'T HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM SO I JUST HIT GOOGLE & HERE HE IS!? 

ORIGIN OF THE SNAKE MAGNET

THIS IS THE LOCATION OF THE FIRST EVER SNAKE MAGNET ENCOUNTER .

NEW T !

THIS WILL BE AVAILABLE ON TOUR IN JULY!

 

COHEN PHOTO

HERE IS A PHOTOGRAPH THAT HAS JUST BEEN CUT FROM THE SNAKE MAGNET ARTWORK. 

THIS SHOT WAS TAKEN , BY OUR VERY CLOSE FRIEND MARTIN COHEN, DURING THE FILMING OF OUR LEATHER PENNY  PROMO VIDEO 

WE ARE PICTURED HERE AT "UPPER CUTS" BARBER SHOP IN THE NORTHERN QUATER  MANCHESTER.

THE PLACE HAS SINCE MOVED; SO YOU'LL BE UNABLE TO COPY OUR FLY BARNETS! 

CHECK OUT MARTIN'S WORK HERE :http://www.flickr.com/photos/martincohenphotography/

LEATHER PENNY SOLD OUT!

THIS LITTLE BEAUTY HAS NOW SOLD OUT!

WAS ON A MINI  5" VINYL/CD  FEATURING MATT FROM THE BRONX AND FALKO OF FUTURE OF THE LEFT. WAS A CRAZY LAST MINUTE THING AS ALWAYS!  WE'D HAD THE COVERS PRINTED FOR WEEKS BUT HAD YET TO RECORD THE B SIDES WITH GUESTS..... IT LITERALLY GOT DONE WITH LESS THAN AN HOUR TO GO!   

DON'T THINK THIS WILL GET A REPRESS BUT THE TRACKS MAY GO ON-LINE IN THE FUTURE ....

MAGPIE800  

FIRST L.P.

THE SOUND TRACK TO THE 1984 FILM "BREAKIN" 

AFTER A BRIEF CONVERSATION WITH MY MUM TODAY , IT WAS CLEARED UP THAT THIS WAS THE FIRST LONG PLAYING RECORD I EVER BOUGHT, AT THE AGE OF 4, FROM MALCOM'S MUSIC LAND . 

MYSELF AND LULU WATCHED THE MOVIE LAST NIGHT ...SO  SO STREET SO ! 

MAGPIE800

Yo ....don't go loco!

We have just finished all the boring shit that goes along with releasing a record ! now the exciting stage kicks in and we all shake waiting for the sexy package to arrive .......

Ok gunna go show my buddy from L.A a castle !